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ALL ROY...ALL THE TIME
"WON'T SOMEBODY CHALLENGE ME?"
"NOBODY HAS EVER SAID, 'MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU'"
--roy--
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Minister!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Human Relations Expert!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Cult Leader!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Advice Giver!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Physicist!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Exorcist!
ROY MASTERS--Arrested 4 times in his life!
ROY MASTERS--Punched his grandchildren and daughter-in-law! ("they hit me first")
ROY MASTERS--Performs exorcisms
ROY MASTERS--Ran a religious cult in Southern Oregon
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quotations from chairman roy
The masses flock to Roy carrying copies of his book of quotations
it's the world's
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Cherished and respected by
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Average Workers joyfully
share the wisdom of
"All Women Are Whores"
"All Democrats are Communists"
"My Logic is Flawless"
"I am the Closest Thing on Earth to Jesus"
"Women are the Cause of all the Misery and Suffering on Earth"
"The Dirty Deed is only for Making Children"
"I Have Never Been Wrong in 40 Years"
"The More Educated you are, the More Perverse you Become"
“Listen, Most of You are Mentally Ill"
“Ladies and Gentleman, let me Suggest that you are a Stupid Bunch of Bastards.”
“Go to Hell Where You Belong.”
“I am an endless source of knowledge when concerning the human condition."
"95 Percent of Americans in this Country are Very Sick People but Don’t Know It."
"Don’t you understand the future? It is very, very bleak.
Roy Masters is the only person, and I’m saying it right now,
who knows exactly what to do, precisely."
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THE GISELA CALL
A woman named Gisela with great sadness in her voice called Roy. She claimed that she was “having a hard time coping” with the fact that her husband had just passed away. After asking the woman if she had his CD and finding out that she had his meditation tape…Roy commented, “It’s only natural to grieve. To grieve for a month or a couple of months, but it will go away and you will learn to live your life. The only thing that will become depressing and dangerous is if you resent not having him.” Gisela stated that she didn’t think she resents him now for dying, but admits that she did when he was alive--because of their need for each other.
ROY: “You have a terrible need for your husband, not to love him, but to hate him. He’s a love-hate object. You love to hate. You need him and it’s not healthy. You don’t love your husband. You only miss him because, since he isn’t there, you have to look at yourself. You have to look at your own miserable self. Did you know that if the world was perfect, nobody could stand themselves. We all need someone to hate, to divert away from our own guilts. Sorry about that. None of us are as nice as we think we are. If the world would suddenly become perfect, most people couldn’t stand themselves. If everything goes too well in the household, they throw a monkey wrench in the works, they have to cause something to go wrong so they can get upset. They have an addiction to being angry. To divert their attention away from what’s wrong with their own lives, by looking at what’s more wrong with somebody else. That’s the way human beings are, sorry to say. Those that think of themselves as human. They’re not really human at all. And you’re certainly not. You’re a foolish old woman. That’s what you are. And it’s about time you looked at it. And not be angry because I told you. You’re a foolish old woman. And if you’re not careful, you’ll die and go to hell. I’m sorry, but you’re a bitter woman. And by your own admission, you resented him while he was alive and now you’re moaning and groaning because he’s gone because you think you’re missing him and… no you don’t miss him, you don’t miss him for the right reason. You don’t miss him cause you loved him, you miss the hate object. To divert you from your own miserable existence. You set him up to fail all your life. And now he’s walked out on you. And then you’re too ugly to find another guy. Who wants you now? Serves you right. If you can take that like a woman and not be upset with me, you might get better. That’s the truth. And I don’t mean to be mean. But it’s the truth. I don’t hear you complaining. Gotta go now. Bye.” “Sorry, but what can you do? You gotta be brutally truthful sometimes. How many people got angry just now? Hands up. How many people are so angry that they can’t call me? You should be angry, if you think I did something wrong just now, you call me. Wanna know why you can’t call me? A- Because you haven’t got courage. B-You want to hold a judgement against me.
US: ”MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU… It is obvious that this woman was in great need. She needed an understanding and compassionate person to help her at this point in her life. What you did was inhumane. If we hear about a woman named Gisela committing suicide, we’ll know whom to blame. If you were a licensed psychologist you would lose your license after doing what you did here. But you are not. The things you said to her were just horrible. You could have stopped after discussing the grieving process. That would have been enough. But you didn’t. You decided to take advantage of her weakened state and demonstrate your bravado in order to bolster your own ego, in front of what you knew would be a shocked audience. If you thought we would all be impressed by your behavior--we were not. We would have been impressed with somebody who used great kindness and understanding in this particular situation. If I were you, knowing I might be going into life or death surgery, I would be praying and begging for forgiveness for what I did to this woman.Roy, what you did to Gisela was not only cruel--it was horrifying, disgusting and inhumane. She called you in hopes of finding a way to come to terms with her husband's death. Gisela spoke to you for exactly one minute. You ripped her apart with your "schoolyard bully" tactics. You couldn't control your misogynist psycho-babble. It was the most hateful tirade I've ever heard on the radio. And YOU are a man who claims to receive guidance from Jesus. It's obvious you're trying to copy the hate-filled techniques used by "Dr." Laura Schlesinger--a woman who is as grubby, shrill and low-class as you are. The only difference between Schlesinger and you is...she's wealthier and has a larger audience for her circus act. Your hatred for women is pathetic. It's obviously due to a serious problem you had with your mother when you were a young boy. You decided at a very early age to hate ALL women--and your hatred has turned you into a monster. I feel pity for you. I also have contempt and disgust! You childishly and irrationally told Gisela that she is "too ugly" to find another husband. Roy, YOU are the ugly one..spiritually and emotionally.
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| ON ANY GIVEN DAY, THEY'LL MAKE MORE SENSATIONAL, LIBELOUS, SLANDEROUS, SCANDALOUS, EXAGGERATED, MALICIOUS, VULGAR, CHEAP, RUDE, CRITICAL, LEWD AND ABUSIVE STATEMENTS--THAN YOU'LL MAKE IN YOUR LIFETIME... |
| YET--YOU CRITICIZE THEM OR THEIR STATEMENTS--
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| THE SAME TIME THIS WEEK, WHILE MICHAEL SAVAGE WAS USING HIS FREEDOM OF SPEECH TO REFER TO AUTISTIC CHILDREN AS OUT OF CONTROL BRATS, HE RECEIVED WORD THAT AN ORGANIZATION WHICH HE SUED FOR DARING TO CRITICIZE HIM, WERE ENTITLED TO THE SAME FREEDOM OF SPEECH. |
| MICHAEL SAVAGE, ROY MASTERS AND THEIR CULT OPERATED TALK RADIO NETWORK HAVE SPENT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THE PAST SUING THOSE USING THEIR FREEDOM OF SPEECH PRIVILEGES (INCLUDING US). |
| AFTER THE EXTENSIVE PRESS COVERAGE THIS WEEK OF SAVAGE'S MOST RECENT IDIOCY, THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO SUE. |
| LISTEN UP YOU ARROGANT MORONS. THE 1ST AMENDMENT GUARANTEE OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS FOR ALL AMERICANS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. IF YOU WANT TO BE FASCIST NAZI PIGS, GO START YOUR OWN COUNTRY ON AN |
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Roy Masters, advice giver, cult leader and now self-proclaimed expert on "GRAVITY," has performed an experiment which has gone all too wrong.
Masters, who never went past 8th grade but believes he is now a physicist, has declared "I know more about gravity than the scientists."
"Gravity is lighter on the outside of the earth and the moon" proclaims the world's newest and greatest physicist.
Yes
Basically
In his first gravity experiment, Roy Masters has taken the happy and cheerful Spongebob we all know as pictured in the first photo below.
After applying intense amounts of gravity to him, the second photo reveals what
The scientific community is much too serious and could use a good laugh.
Spongebob BEFORE Roy performs his "gravity" experiment.
Spongebob AFTER Roy performs his experiment.
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For 44 years, you have fully taken advantage of the privileges available in this country offered by the Bill of Rights and the Constitution regarding Freedom of Speech. You have made some of the most sensational, inflammatory remarks ever heard in the history of talk radio about Women, Men, Democrats, Americans, Liberals, Wives and every member of the human species. You have yourself admitted many times that you know people find these remarks to be shocking, repugnant and overbearing.
In the last few years, you and your family topped this accomplishment by taking a highly controversial local talk show host named Michael Savage and marketing his show nationwide. Through your Talk Radio Network (www.talkradionetwork.com), you are now the owners, producers and distributors of this show. Let’s cut through the bullshit. No matter how many times you change the “corporate” name or arrangement, whether it is Talk Radio Network, Inc., The Original Talk Radio Network, Inc., Talk Radio Network LLC, and remove your name as President of the organization, a visit to
But this is. Michael Savage has gone further than any talk show host has ever gone with his/her First Amendment Rights. His verbal attacks on Women, Hispanics, Blacks, Gays, Jews and many other groups in our society make you sound like a Boy Scout. Any day, within 5 minutes, he will make the most vulgar, obscene, offensive, appalling and revolting statements about other human beings. But this is
And other Americans have the right to support or criticize the statements made by Michael Savage or Roy Masters. And they may do so in a casual conversation in a coffee shop, or on a web site. Both are protected by the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights of the Constitution of the
However, you, your family and the others involved with you apparently decided: “Freedom of Speech For Me--But Not For Thee.” You filed lawsuits against three web sites that were criticizing what Michael Savage said which also encouraged the boycotting of his advertisers.
You thought you could intimidate them into removing their web sites by draining them financially.
But you found out differently. They contacted a number of First Amendment organizations that were willing to defend them at no charge. Which is what I had to do when you tried the same crap with me last summer. You would be surprised how quickly phone calls get returned when your name comes up.
After some $50,000. plus in legal expenses to you, you decided to drop all the lawsuits.
The First Amendment mutually protects Michael Savage, Roy Masters, www.michaelsavagesucks.com and www.roymasters.com--whether you like it or not.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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The Ballad of Roy Masters
(sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies TV Theme Song)
Come and listen to my story ‘bout a man named Roy,
at first he was a Jew, but he turned into a Goy
he had a great idea that came like a lighting bolt,
he’d come to LA and start a religious cult
He started FHU on Venice Blvd.,
he did exorcisms and worked real hard
the kin folks said “move up to Grants Pass”
get free money from Wilhelm and sit on your ass
Tall Timber Ranch…
KOPE…Talk Radio Network…
You all come back now…ya hear?
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DELIRIOUS MASTER ROY-G
Your comment on how the LEFT are “buffoons and bitches” makes you sound like
a rap or hip-hop artist. So I have given you the name DELIRIOUS MASTER ROY-G.
Well, Master Roy. Let me say--that makes the RIGHT “clowns and bastards.”
While the “clowns and bastards” couldn’t think for themselves in their
non-questioning support of George W. Bush, it was the “buffoons and bitches”
who insisted that he was lying and there were no Weapons of Mass Destruction
as a pretext to enter
If George W. Bush is so interested in promoting Democracy, why doesn’t he invade
products for Wal Mart? Why doesn’t he invade
people live in an Orwellian “1984” nightmare?
Since you are a great communicator, I move that George W. Bush put you in charge
of calling American moms and explaining to them how their sons and daughters
have just given their lives for Democracy. Since we’re all good friends in Iraq now,
you can also call the Iraq moms and explain to them that their family members
who are part of the daily slaughter have also given their lives for
American-style Democracy.
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What could have been a wonderful interaction was turned into a one-sided diatribe by Roy, who kept interrupting the man and wouldn't let him finish a sentence. Then
Later on
Show me where I’m wrong. Don’t preach to me”
"Don't be upset that I don't let people finish what they are saying. Tell me where I am wrong."
This was a wonderful telephone call until
Oddly enough, this phone call was followed by a ROYBOT who sickeningly lavished praise on
The rabbi's call made for outstanding radio programming. It was engaging, thought-provoking, entertaining and informative.
You are a SCHMUCK ("an endearing Jewish term") according to
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“I want to read you just a quick letter from
Guess what they’re using--the Meditation Exercises, ‘Be Still and Know.’ ”And, it’s not surprising, because in the early 80’s, I believe it was, I had some people from
“Back to
“I get EMAILS all the time. There is a clinic over there.
And they’re all getting better, from just about everything you can think of. There are some things of course that you can’t treat this way, but, there is a clinic over there run by some, I won’t mention names.
Here's a couple of paragraphs: ‘I’m doing well. Thank you for your reply. I’ve been teaching people the exercise as a medicine. I’m with this clinic whereby we treat by homeopathy remedies. The top medicine in our clinic is the Meditation Exercise. We visit people in the villages, and many of them have been cured through the exercise. They relax, get the true knowledge that the source of all the disease is emotional and that anger and doubt and resentment is basically their problem.’ ”
MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU…
There are no known cures.
Tanzanians Living with HIV/AIDS--1.5 million.
Tanzanians who have Died so far--150,000.
Tanzanian Children who have become AIDS Orphans - 1 million.
This is the most irresponsible and irrational statement you have ever made.
You have abused the public airwaves and the rights given to you to operate a “church.”
Roy, IF YOU EVER threaten my Freedom of Speech through your attorneys again, I will forward this irresponsible and irrational statement with formal complaints to:
Attorney General of the United States
Attorney General of California
Attorney General of Oregon
Federal Communications Commission
Federal Trade Commission
Internal Revenue Service
World Health Organization
Center For Disease Control
American Medical Association
National Enquirer
AP UPI Reuters
Roy, there is nothing in these reports about AIDS in Tanzania being miraculously cured by your Meditation techniques. How come?
http://www.unaids.org/en/CountryResponses/Countries/united_republic_of_tanzania.asp
http://amref.org/what-we-do/fight-disease/hivaids/?keywords=tanzania
“I take care of my wife’s needs, not sexual. Because that would be dangerous
for her and for me. Because anytime you give her affection like that…
see, to her in her mind, she doesn’t understand it, a lot of women don’t understand it, I do, sex is weakness. Something she could exploit and have
her way. And sit in judgement, so that when she services my weakness, which she hasn’t for 35 years.”
MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU…
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“If a person is truthful, I mean truthful right down to the core, which is what I am as far as my own life is concerned , I live what I speak. I’d be dead if I didn’t live what I preach, if I didn’t practice what I preach.”
MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU…
Roy, were you being truthful when a man called you a few months ago and he said that his mother extremely despises you. And you asked why. And he said that she will never forgive you for when you used to say that “all women are prostitutes.” And you told the man that she is hallucinating. You claimed you NEVER said anything like that. And he insisted that she heard that remark from you many times. You made him and the audience think that the woman was a sick liar. Well…either you are also experiencing Alzheimers with your serious illness (which we are sorry about because we want you to live another 50 years so we can keep this going) because not only did you say that “all women are prostitutes” and “all women are whores” dozens of times during your “ENRAGED RADIO PERIOD” (circa 1978--1991), I heard it, my wife heard it, I spoke with a minimum of eleven other people who heard it (some who were just a few feet away from you when you said it) and they will all be willing to testify in a court of law about it. Was that being truthful? And don’t forget, we also have the recording of you calling Princess Diana a “whore,” the day after she died.
Were you being truthful, when after you talked non-stop on the radio about YOUR magazine, New Dimensions, which “was going to be bigger than Time Magazine,” which your family published and all held executive/management positions, you were the editor, you wrote the majority of feature articles, and when I asked you about the money you owed my wife and I for three exclusive celebrity interviews we put together just for you…you looked me in the face and said, “We never had anything to do with New Dimensions Magazine.” Was that being truthful?
It was at that point that I decided you had a total lack of integrity and were as much of a liar as the next guy.
Were you being truthful when you applied for a gun permit in
Was that being truthful? You really should be checked for Alzheimers.
Would you like me to go on? I have many more examples I can share.
So please, do not set yourself up as some kind of saint who should be beatified. Because unfortunately... some people will believe anything they hear on radio or television.
ROY MAKES US SCREAM!
"I haven't had a call in 45 years that disagrees with me."
Mr. Masters, this is where I disagree with you:
We have at least a dozen instances on tape whereby a caller disagrees with you and every time, you wouldn't let them talk any longer and cut them off.
On one noteworthy occasion, when a woman challenged you, you were so upset for the rest of the show, your voice was emotionally quivering, you kept making references to the call and you decided not to come back and do the second hour. You were so disturbed, you walked off your own show.
What does all this mean? Here are the possibilities:
1. You are experiencing serious dementia or Alzheimer's.
2. You have a bad memory.
3. You are engaging in hyperbole and rhetoric in order to create
a radio persona to get people to tune back in.
4. You are a liar.
We leave it to the audience to decide the reason.
They know people have disagreed with you many times and you have hung up on them.
Your additional related statements about how nobody will dare challenge you are also quite disingenuous. I have challenged you to a debate on your show numerous times and you refuse to accept.You are a coward.
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“You need to become the kind of persons who actually…where there are no rules or laws or regulations, we do need them to keep the bad people at bay. The ones that say, ‘you can’t lay your religion on us or your laws on us.’ Yes we do. And we have to impose them.” MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU… This may be the most dangerous and frightening thing you have ever said. I have played it back numerous times to be absolutely sure of what was said. I think we can all agree with the part about laws and regulations for bad people. But for you to include that we must impose religion on people as well is very, very scary. You have made many statements in the past that imply that you would like to see today and made reference to the Founding Fathers and their creation of the Constitution. Maybe you need to read it again. “Congress Shall Make No Law Respecting An Establishment of Religion.” Can it be made any clearer? Religion CANNOT be IMPOSED on Americans. They make the choice. Not the government. You are a very scary fellow. |
Regular listeners know that since his multi-bypass heart surgery,
Like all of you, we ponder daily,
"Who will take
Our investigative reporters have learned that in anticipation of such an earth
shaking event,
20 years ago, in a secretive test tube baby laboratory behind the
Matsukaze Japanese restaurant in Grants Pass, Oregon, Roy has created
his successor, Mini-Roy, who will carry on all the activities of the regular Roy.
To guarantee the correct political indoctrination, fertilized
to incubate in a 22-year old Anne Coulter where nine months later, Mini-Roy was born,
complete with British accent. He has been sequestered this whole time on the
Masters' ranch in
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The other night when you shamelessly begged
for money for 30 minutes, you said you need $20 Million in order
to properly get your message accross. While
you reminded us that this was “not a political show,” you
continued to discuss politics, as you claimed to know more than the President, world leaders and just about everybody else who makes political decisions. And you insisted you need $20 million to efficiently make sure you are heard by the entire nation.
You would like people to think that you are a sweet little
old man in a rocking chair who is the preacher at a quaint
little country church, barely making ends meet with
the modest stipend you are living on.
Here is how you can raise the $20 million so you can
set the nation straight:
1. Cash in all personal and business property owned
by Roy Masters, his sons and daughter and the Foundation of Human Understanding. This would include millions of
dollars in beautiful expensive homes in numerous locations, a ranch, commercial property including an entire block in
holdings including dozens of vehicles.
2. Sell the many businesses owned by Roy Masters and
his family, including real estate companies, a
publishing company and a radio network which is profiting by the
distribution of the “Mancow” show, which is--after Howard Stern--
the most lewd, pornographic, vile and immoral show on
the radio. Which you conveniently just look the other way about.
3. Just ask good ole “Mr. W” for a few million.
You’ve done it before and he’s always willing to share.
4. Cash in those Swiss bank accounts.
Very important people told me all about those secret accounts of yours many years ago.
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